The Pineapple Story

And humans were so cruel they dumped toxic waste,faeces,dead animals,corpse and such into every single place you could think of.The lake in the park near your home,the tree by that lake,the ground under the grass by the lake,the dumping site,their backyards......... you get the picture.

Cruel,inconsiderate humans made Earth angry.Earth soughted out her ultimate weapon.A weapon so great and mighty,that it was put away in a safe place,the core of earth.After being put away for so many hundreds of thousands of years, Pineappon was summoned.

As Mission Pineappon began.

Pineappon sent his underlings out.Pineapples sprouted outta the surface of Earth.Her once beautiful face,after being stained with toxic waste and such,was having a big sprout of pimple-like-pineapples.

Earth was not happy,but to punish mankind,she decided to sacrifice her beauty,after all,once mankind were taught their lesson,her face would be bruise-free and she could always apply pimple cream on the pimapples!

[edit:]Pineapples were sour,and that made mankind suffer.Pineapples were the fruits of revenge from Earth.They were weapons sent by Pineappon who was the ultimate weapon of Earth,to save Earth from dying.In a way,Pineapple saved the day,by punishing us humans.[/edit]

And that's my theory .Why I say "Pineapples are the fruits of revenge.They sting your tongues for eating other fruits,and polluting the earth.However,there are sweet pineapples around,but,sad to say,Sweet Pineapples have failed their missions.They are outcast,looked down upon by The Great Pineappon."

P/S:I just ate pineapple ,thus,the pineapple story.Reason for [edit] is because Casandra doensn't understand my story. T_T